The Great Failure.

18 09 2006

For a while I’ve been ranting (‘Noooo, really?’ I hear you say), but today I’ve decided to put a cap over some of my recent postings and just get into what I feel has been the hallmark of western societies over the past few years. I must warn you that this is opinionated in quite possibly the worst possible way, and I have truncated my post in places. However, I feel the need to put finger to keyboard over what I feel can be summed up in three simple words; The Great Failure.

9/11

The 9/11 attacks on the continental United States were a declaration of war by Al Qaeda against what has come to be termed as ‘The West’. By specifically targeting the seats of military and economic power in the US whilst simultaneously using passenger planes, sent a strong message to us all that day and a home truth; the Middle East’s perception of the US is simply not good. The very fact that these attacks were successful pin-pointed a weakness in US domestic policy, that weakness was underpinned by US foreign policy.

Policy issues

You can’t on one hand implement a foreign policy that angers some countries or groups of people, and not prepare a suitable counter domestic policy that accounts for that anger. The Middle East has for years been angered at what is perceived to be institutionalised foreign Exploitation and interference in their state affairs.

The great failure simply started with foreign policies and a failure to back up what was being done on behalf of the US people with a suitable domestic policy that could help cater for the fall-out. Every action has a reaction and policy can be utilised to help mitigate the reaction.

Galvanised.

The attacks resulted in a move of unity not seen since World War II. Every western nation was unified by the magnitude and sheer horror of what happened, and offered assistance to the United States.

The US government prepared a file of evidence that detailed who it believed to be the major parties involved in the 9/11 attacks and we all went in with the simple objective of eradicating that threat. During this period harsh exchanges were made with the US countering the Al Qaeda jihad with what was termed a crusade. Two holy wars met in a head-on collision course.

Good will – spent.

The end result was not so much a victory (as the main perpetrators are still free) as a conquest. With mop up operations in Afghanistan still continuing 5 years after the country had been conquered, and lets not play word games here, Afghanistan was conquered. It is now an occupied state wholly dependent upon western support.

During the war in Afghanistan domestic policy in the west came under the spotlight. The UK implemented policies that reflected the state of war in order to pay for the costs of war. However the US didn’t. The US implemented tax cuts believing that its currencies status as a reserve currency would in effect shield it from any possible economic down-turn. In effect investors in foreign markets (primarily Asia and China) would bank roll a growing US deficit.

This economic policy is slowly eroding a great deal of international good will and presents the west with a stark reality. It is simply unsustainable. It is primarily this reason that is driving the US to force China into making its currency convertible; having said that China understands that this needs to be done, but quite rightly, that it should be done when it can support such a major economic change.

But that was not the only issue at the heart of the matter. After-all a war is on-going and to make matters worse the US decided that it needed to expand the war to Iraq. To help market the idea the US coined the phrase ‘War on Terror’ and used it to label the expansion of war.

Iraq

Colin Powell was given the job of delivering the Iraq intelligence to the UN, and it did not amount to much. Threatening uni-lateral action if the UN did not sanction the expansion of the war effort the US was quickly loosing the political capital it rightly earned after 9/11.

The argument put forward by the US that the UN should act on Iraq because Iraq failed to meet deadlines set by the UN was laughable as other nations have also failed to meet deadlines on UN sanctions. Israel is a prime example of this.

Shortly after this, it became public knowledge that there was a plan that had been in place for a few years often referred to as the Project for a New American Century.

One of the stated goals is “Strengthening ties with US allies and challenging regimes hostile to US interests and values.” Unfortunately far from strengthening ties with the US the Iraq war has placed enormous divisions between some of its key allies and it. Resulting in a tirade of insults traded between the US and its partners. Some of the most notable of these being ‘Freedom Fries’ and Rummy referring to the French as ‘Surrender Monkeys’.

Trading such insults with the country that assisted in delivering freedom from the British has caused tremendous diplomatic harm between Europe and the US. And this is reflected by the total lack of support delivered by the international community to the US led efforts in Iraq.

Once again we have come full circle and are staring at a failure of foreign policy.

Nation Building

Realising that it is committed to re-building a nation that it destroyed the US has sought international help in the incredibly difficult task of stabilising Iraq and imprinting a democratic ideal on its people. However due in part to the expenditure of its political acumen that support has not been forthcoming.

With Lines of enquiry drying up in the search for Osama Bin Laden, the failure to deliver on Al Qaeda while sponsoring torture of detainees in the custody of the US. The great failure is simply thus :-

  1. A failure in establishing good will via foreign policy, contributed in part to;
  2. A failure in domestic policy which did not cater for the fall-out resulting from the failings in foreign policy which resulted in;
  3. An unforeseen expense caused by the war in Afghanistan which escalated to a war in Iraq demonstrating to the Middle East that their suspicions regarding US policy toward them are correct. The wars directly contributing to;
  4. An unsustainable economic policy and the;
  5. Sponsorship of the torture of detainees in US custody.

The failure of international diplomacy.

This is probably the greatest failure of all. I’m ashamed that the world has failed to step up an assist the nation building effort in Iraq. This is a costly and complicated exercise, and an international attitude of ‘told you so’ is not going to help.

The international community will be judged harshly for standing back and instead of assisting were possible; quietly watching a deterioration in the stability of Iraq.

Ultimately governments come and go and policy can shift in other directions, but ill-will towards other nations will be the death of us all.

Thank you for reading this opinion piece.

Today I’m Listening To:

Western Eyes by Portishead





IPL – A Close Shave!

13 09 2006

Well here it is; the second IPL-ing took place a few days ago… I’ve just been lazy, and ranting (yes again) about stupid politicians and lets face it these days there’s a never ending supply of those. But I digress….

Even Wallace & Gromit had a close shave…

Wallace & Gromit in A Close Shave

As is usual before you go to be IPL’d you have to shave like a blazes the areas that are going to be IPL’d, and being the attentive male I am, I noticed something. There was much less hair to get rid off this time. So I had a cold beer a hot shower and got stuck in. I also noted that the hair re-growth was much slower this time as well.

“Hi. Is that I.T.? This is Micko, I can’t login to this bloody thingy.”

One of the things I really hate about being an IT guy is that because the servers in the office run 24 hours a day, theres an expectation that the support staff should too. I was on-call, and got a phone call at 8:00AM, the problem was that my appointment was at 9:00AM. And unfortunately for me it wasn’t just an idiot who forgot their password. This required me to do some work.

Late.

Half an hour later I was making my way to the bus stop, and 10 minutes after that I was on my way. I arrived half an hour late. The nice girl said that there may not be enough time to do the whole thing (as you’ll recall earlier the first time took about 2hrs). I said lets see what can be done and we’ll make an appointment for what’s missed.

Fast

This time however, it only took an hour and a half! The gel was as cold as ever, the ice packs put me into a cryogenic freeze, but we got through it quickly. The best part was that there was very little redness and no sunburn marks either. I guess that she was using a lower power level, but I wasn’t complaining. This also meant that we didn’t need to give the machine as much of a break as the first time round. It didn’t make any difference to the noise though. Anyway I had a look on the net, and I couldn’t find a picture of the IPL machine used at the place I go to (Which is Essential Beauty on Hay St. in Perth), But its not too dis-similar from this.

IPL Machine

An IPL machine, this one is made by DEKA I believe.

Afterwords I thought about going out for a ride, but I decided not too given the advice from the earlier week which was to stay out of the sun for a few days. I figured I was better safe than sorry and played Guild Wars instead.

Third Outing

My next IPL is three weeks away, and that will put me at about the half-way mark for this lot. Apparently the power level will go up next time and I reckon we’ll be doing Warp Factor 6 before too long. Is IPL worth it? We’ll all find out soon enough!

Today I’m Listening To

Mad World by Michael Andrews with Gary Jules.





I’m (not) With Stupid.

11 09 2006

You know I take a bit of interest in world politics, simply because I like to know what the idiots in charge are planning to do next.

South Africa

The minister for health in South Africa recommended that the country’s HIV sufferers should consume lots of Garlic and Beetroot, great advice from the country’s health minister Ms. Manto Tshabalala-Msimang. I must agree that promoting a healthy lifestyle involving 5 pieces of fresh veg each day is one that I can definitely get behind. Too bad it won’t help the country’s 5.5 Million AIDS sufferers get meds that might actually help.

Dribble

Minister

 

United States

I find it staggering when only recently it became clear that President Bush may have fibbed, told a porky, lied even. But the funniest part about it is that this is making news. You see the Washington Post has an article that details the fact that there was considerable doubt over the connections between Al Qaeda and Sadam Hussein in the intelligence community. The considerable doubt over the connections was simply the fact that there were no connections to have any doubt over.

Global Village Idiot

The Occupant of the US Presidency

Parade of the dumbasses

Its funny how the small men of the planet like to think that a big strapping rocket with an active yield in the megaton range can improve your stature. Too bad you happen to be Kim Jong Il. Still it’s a good thing he has George on his case otherwise we’d all be in serious trouble, despite the impending Nuclear weapons test he is planning in the near future.

You know what they say about big feet…

South Korean Leader

Too bad Kim’s are rather small….

 

Today I’m Listening To:

Black Dog by Led Zeppelin





Bike Fit

4 09 2006

You know I was out on my bike the other day when I spotted something that looked a bit daft to me.I spotted a guy who was about 6ft tall riding a BMX bike down a street in the city. The funniest thing was, the guys knees were almost hitting his head because the bicycle was sooooo small. It reminded me of clowns at a Circus.

Clowns.

He had everything, the baggy pants, the big shoes, the extra large t-shirt man I laughed. Well what do you expect? Afterwords I had a good think about the size of the guy compared to the bike and I thought that he’s in for a world of back pain in a few years.

When I was younger I never cared or paid much interest into the proper fit of a bike. This is because I was more interested in girls. The problem is that if you were like me, you would have been all spotty just at the time when all you really, really want is that first shag….

Pimply

Pizza Pie

Nature often conspires against us guys, and if you look like this you probably need a bike with a larger frame and you should also review your dating policies.

But after a few years I was able to date and afford a bike that actually fit me. The major difference in a good bike fit is that you are able to ride with a relative degree of comfort without injuring yourself in the process. This is specially important when you are about to outlay a hefty wad of cash.

If you are 6ft tall you need a frame that is large enough to support you in a manner that is comfortable, otherwise three things happen; You will not be properly balanced on your ride; You will suffer the agony of saddle sores in unusual places and lower and upper back trouble as you try to fit into a frame thats too small to support you; Your bicycle may not be designed to support your weight.

Proper Bike Fit

With a good bike fit you will notice some amazing things, your knees will be below your hips at all times, your knuckles wont be dragging the ground, and you’ll not fall off because your bike is too small to support you properly. But most importantly of all, you wont look like such a dumbass. Unlike this person….

BMX rider

Today I’m Listening To:

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams by Green Day